Posted by: calsifer | January 12, 2007

TODAY 20070110: The Iraq tonic

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The Iraq tonic

Wednesday • January 10, 2007

John C Bersia
news@newstoday.com.sg

WASHINGTON — United States President George W Bush’s much-anticipated new strategy for Iraq and the changing of the congressional guard — two inextricably linked developments — understandably dominate the public and private buzz. I have heard plenty about both issues from Iraq insiders over the past few days.

While Mr Bush will present his tonic for the ailing Iraq situation at 10am tomorrow (Singapore time), the signs of change were clear since last week, starting with the shuffling of the President’s war advisers.

But it will take much more than musical chairs to convince political leaders, the American public, Iraqis and the rest of the world of US intentions. Now is the time to demonstrate that the US means business; otherwise, it might as well go home. What Iraq needs is a “surge” in all areas to get the job done.

The first surge should come in the military realm. Washington, must find a way to dispatch additional troops to Iraq — not to create more targets for troublemakers but to stop them. The US and its allies failed to lock down Iraq in 2003, and they have been paying for it ever since. Without enough troops to handle the challenge, the other elements of an Iraq strategy cannot succeed.

A surge in responsibility for Iraqi forces is also critical. Some people may hesitate about that one, pointing to the Iraqi government’s inability to control a handful of people during former dictator Saddam Hussein’s recent execution. However, I would not use that emotional experience as an example of their capabilities. The situation in Iraq requires a greater role and more flexibility for the Iraqi military. I, for one, would like to see if they can succeed in areas such as controlling terrorism, where the US and its allies have had problems to date.

I also would like to see a surge in the new congressional majority’s willingness to fix the Iraq conundrum without an unhelpful emphasis on drawing down US troops and an exit strategy. America needs a victory strategy. A way out will become apparent after that.

A surge in humanitarian assistance is also needed. I have been hearing much about the refugee crisis that the war has spawned, both in Iraq and its neighbouring countries. The thousands of displaced Iraqis deserve international help. The US should take the lead in securing this for them.

Also, a surge is required in the broader economic discussion. The whole of Iraq will need tremendous assistance if it is to move forward. In the past, when the US decided to revitalise war-torn areas to protect them against encroaching adversaries — from Europe to Japan — it did so in a big way. So why not in Iraq?

In addition, a diplomatic surge is essential, not just in Iraq but throughout the Middle East. If Mr Bush truly seeks to fix Iraq, he will do so in the regional context of a long-overdue international peace conference. If he fails to address that need, he will ignore an opportunity for a sweeping solution.

Mr Bush does not have much time to set things right in Iraq. If he provides the foundation for a meaningful shift in US strategy with realistic possibilities, he will deserve support. If not, he will have earned the verbal barrage that his political opponents will surely unleash.

America is looking for and expects a strong sense of direction, creativity, new thinking and a bit of sincere humility. Mr Bush should not squander his waning opportunity. — MCT

John C Bersia is the special assistant to the US President for global perspectives.

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Posted by: calsifer | January 12, 2007

TODAY 20070111: I didn’t know much about Shin Corp sale

This is too cute


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‘I didn’t know much about Shin Corp sale’

I signed documents prepared by mum’s secretary: Thaksin’s son tells panel

Thursday • January 11, 2007

BANGKOK — The son of Thailand’s ousted Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra yesterday insisted the controversial sale of his family’s Shin Corp telecommunications empire was done lawfully. However, Mr Panthongtae Shinawatra also told a government panel he did not know much about the sale of the shares, and that he only signed sale documents prepared by his mother’s personal secretary.

Mr Panthongtae, 27, was speaking to reporters after testifying before the government’s Assets Examination Committee, which is probing allegations that millions of dollars in taxes were not paid from last year’s sale of the firm to Singapore’s Temasek Holdings. Shares in the company were held by Mr Panthongtae and one of his sisters, Ms Pintongta Shinawatra.

However, in his testimony before the committee yesterday, Mr Panthongtae said he did not know much about the sale of the Shin Corp shares, according to The Nation.

Mr Panthongtae’s comments came as the military-backed junta that overthrew his father in September tightened the screws on the deposed Premier by revoking his diplomatic passport and banning broadcasters from reporting on him.

“They asked many questions but the company (in selling the shares) has done everything in accordance with the laws,” Mr Panthongtae was quoted as saying by AP, after his session with the committee.

The committee ruled last month that he and his sister owed 5.8 billion baht ($247.83 million) in back taxes from the sale of Shin Corp in January last year.

Mr Wiroj Laohapan, a subcommittee member, said Mr Panthongtae told the panel he only signed sale documents prepared by his mother’s personal secretary Kanjanapa Honghern, reported The Nation.

“No, I don’t know,” was Mr Panthongtae’s answer to most of the questions posed by the committee regarding the Shin Corp sale, said Mr Wiroj.

The secretary and Mr Panthongtae’s sister are due to be questioned tomorrow, the reports said. Based on their testimony, which is taken in closed sessions, the committee will decide whether to issue indictments and forward the case to the courts.

Meanwhile, the Thai government yesterday said it had revoked the diplomatic passport of Mr Thaksin and his wife because of heightened security concerns in the wake of deadly bombings in Bangkok.

“Thaksin and his wife can still apply for a normal passport wherever they are,” a foreign ministry spokesman said.

The ministry also ordered Thai embassies and consulates abroad to stop welcoming Mr Thaksin, he said. The government has accused factions loyal to Mr Thaksin of masterminding eight bomb attacks on New Year’s Eve. The junta also threatened to shut down local broadcasters who report statements from Mr Thaksin made through his lawyer here. — AGENCIES

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Posted by: calsifer | January 12, 2007

TODAY 20070110: Of eggs, nuns and fair weather

Well, if rain-dancers can heck it in times of drought, why not nuns for feair weather?


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Philippine officials seek divine intervention so that summits can go on

Wednesday • January 10, 2007

CEBU (Philippines) — In a last-minute attempt to seek favourable conditions for this week’s Asian summits, Philippine officials yesterday sought help from God by lavishing nuns with eggs and chocolates so as to get them to pray for good weather during the meetings.

The Philippines postponed the Association of South-east Asian Nations (Asean) and East Asia summits last month and blamed a pending typhoon — not warnings of a terror attack — for the postponement. This second time round, officials are keen to avoid trouble with the weather.

Ms Gwendolyn Garcia, governor of Cebu province where the summits will be held from tomorrow until Jan 15, said it was local tradition to offer eggs to the Carmelite Sisters to seek their intercession.

“If you have a special petition, you go to the Carmelites,” she said, adding that “God answers our prayers in his own way”.

Meanwhile, the organisers have been conducting several dry runs to ensure that everything goes well. With police cars and outrider escorts’ sirens blaring, dozens of the luxury cars stopped mid-morning traffic on the Philippines’ No 2 city as security officials traversed main roads between major venue sites and hotels to gauge the time it takes to travel during peak hours.

“We’re doing this to make sure everything will be okay,” said Mr Roberto Capco, a senior aide to Philippine President Gloria Arroyo.

“Work on all the venues has been completed. What is important is that all the people expected are here,” he told AFP.

He described the hosts’ feelings as “like somebody expecting his wife to give birth to a baby”.

However, in spite of the frenzied preparations, diplomats yesterday noted that the enthusiasm among participants had waned and the meetings had been “devalued”.

According to a foreign affairs official who requested anonymity, Indonesian Prime Minister Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono and Vietnamese Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung are to cut short their trip to Cebu.

“The momentum is lost. The same enthusiasm is no longer there,” the source said. “And judging from either the no-show or body language of summiteers, the summit definitely has devalued.”

But Mr Marciano Paynor, head of the national organising committee, disagreed: “Some delegations have reduced their number because more than half of the meetings are over. Everyone else that needs to be here are here and will come.” — AGENCIES

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From DawnWatch, 1 Nov 2006:

On Wednesday, November 1, Japan’s annual dolphin slaughter was covered on the Japan Times front page in an article, by Boyd Harnell, headed, “Dolphin kill dogged by mercury, activists.”

Since Westerners generally don’t eat dolphin meat, there has been a tendency to write-off the horror as something over which we have little control. But the opening line of the article lets us know how we support the kill:

“Nearly every day since the first week in September, fishermen have been driving pods of dolphins into quiet coves near the village of Taiji, Wakayama Prefecture, to kill them for their meat, whatever the mercury content, or sell them to marine parks.”

Though most of the animals are killed for their meat, they bring about $600 each while animals sold to the entertainment industry bring about $20,000, so the entertainment side business supports, even drives, the hunt. Ex-flipper trainer Ric O’Barry has described seeing American representatives of marine theme parks standing in the midst of the slaughter pointing to the best looking young animals they wish to purchase live.

As for the meat sales, the article tells us:
“Dolphin meat, however, contains dangerously high levels of mercury. The results of a study posted in 2003 on the Health, Labor and Welfare Ministry’s Web site shows 6.6 micrograms of methyl mercury — a highly toxic form of mercury — per gram of meat in bottlenose dolphins. That level is 22 times greater than the government’s provisional permitted concentration of 0.3 micrograms per gram of meat. Samples taken from other species of dolphin and whale meat also exceeded that level.”

Yet the hunt continues, and is described the he article:
“At one hunting site last week in Taiji, activists watched as boats pursued several pods of bottlenose dolphins, slowly moving their crafts closer together, while crewmen banged poles against their boats to confuse the encircled dolphins.

“Once herded into a holding cove and closed in with large nets, the dolphins swam in circles to protect the females and any young able to keep up. The young separated from the group were left to die of starvation or to be eaten by sharks.

“The animals were left for one night in the cove so the stress-related hormones leave their bodies, making their meat more tender, and skiffs and longboats arrived at daybreak and herded the dolphins into an adjacent cove. There, a few were taken out to be sold to aquariums.

“Then the longboat crews began to kill the dolphins. They cut the throats of the remaining dolphins or stabbed them randomly, a method animal rights activists call barbaric. Experts, including a former hunter, have said random stabbing results in excruciating death that can take as long as six minutes.”

You’ll find the whole article on line at http://search.japantimes.co.jp/mail/nn20061101a3.html

You can send a letter to the Japan Times about our treatment of other species at https://form.japantimes.co.jp/info/letters.html

But why not use the information from this article for a letter to your local editor next time you see an article about, or an advertisement for, marine mammal entertainment. The US is currently not importing live dolphins, but many of the marine mammals currently on display in the US were caught in the wild. We reward the industry described above when we pay for tickets to see them. When we swim with captive dolphins while on vacation in other countries we are directly supporting the slaughter. You can make that known in your local community. Some smaller papers publish close to 100% of letters they receive.
Don’t hesitate to ask me for help if you have any trouble finding the correct email address for a letter to your editor. And I am always happy to edit letters.

I send thanks to Jeff Bryant for making sure we saw the Japan Times article.

Yours and the animals’,
Karen Dawn

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The Japan Times Online

Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2006

 

Dolphin kill dogged by mercury, activists

 

By BOYD HARNELL

Special to the Japan Times

Nearly every day since the first week in September, fishermen have been driving pods of dolphins into quiet coves near the village of Taiji, Wakayama Prefecture, to kill them for their meat, whatever the mercury content, or sell them to marine parks.

News photo
A net traps dolphins herded into a shallow holding cove Thursday near Taiji, Wakayama Prefecture. The spot is adjacent to the cove where the mammals were to be slaughtered the following daybreak. BOYD HARNELL PHOTO

Each year, between 2,000 and 3,000 dolphins are taken in Taiji, a little more than 10 percent of Japan’s dolphin catch. Among the species killed there so far this season, which runs until March, have been bottlenose and risso dolphins.

Striped dolphins also have been killed in recent years, but it is not clear if any have been taken yet this season.

In the last two decades, an estimated 400,000 small cetaceans — mostly porpoises — have been killed off Japan, according to yearly hunting quota data from fishery co-ops.

Some of the dolphins are taken to be sold to dolphin or marine parks. Demand is high, especially in China and Taiwan, and one animal will fetch a small fortune. But most are taken for their meat, which ends up on store shelves across Japan.

Dolphin meat, however, contains dangerously high levels of mercury. The results of a study posted in 2003 on the Health, Labor and Welfare Ministry’s Web site shows 6.6 micrograms of methyl mercury — a highly toxic form of mercury — per gram of meat in bottlenose dolphins. That level is 22 times greater than the government’s provisional permitted concentration of 0.3 micrograms per gram of meat. Samples taken from other species of dolphin and whale meat also exceeded that level.

While the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is authorized to remove from store shelves any product with 1.0 microgram of mercury per gram or more, the health ministry only says that when mercury levels become too high, it is authorized to urge sellers of dolphin meat to voluntarily restrict trade.

The results of a joint study published last year by the Health Sciences University of Hokkaido, Daiichi College of Pharmaceutical Sciences and the School of Biological Sciences in New Zealand are even worse. Their 2000-2003 study of the Japanese market found one sample of striped dolphin that had 26 micrograms of methyl mercury per gram of meat — 87 times higher than the permitted level.

“The consumption of only 4 grams of this product would exceed the provisional tolerable weekly intake of M-Hg (methyl mercury) for someone of 60 kg body weight,” the report says.

Tetsuya Endo, a Health Sciences University professor who coauthored the study, said methyl mercury is the form of mercury most likely to cause brain or nerve damage if eaten frequently.

News photo
Animal rights activist Ric O’Barry, who once trained dolphins for the popular 1960s U.S. TV series “Flipper,” holds up a package of dolphin meat at a supermarket here on Thursday. BOYD HARNELL PHOTO

“To be honest, I’m worried about people who eat too much of it,” Endo said. “It’s dangerous. There is a range in the concentrations (of mercury in meat) and averages may be low, but a consumer may have bad luck and get a high-density serving. Japanese people have their choice of food. Why eat something dangerous?”

But for people in places like Wakayama and Shizuoka prefectures, where dolphin is traditional fare, the question is “Why not eat dolphin?”

Supermarkets cut dolphin meat into 250-gram pieces, balancing the amount of fat, meat and skin in each chunk. The meat is sold in packages for about 170 yen per 100 grams. It is typically cooked in a miso-flavored stew with burdock, carrots and ginger.

A supermarket manager in Mishima, Shizuoka Prefecture, who spoke on condition of anonymity sees no reason to stop selling dolphin.

“A couple of years ago, I heard something about mercury levels in dolphin meat being pretty high,” the manager said. “But there haven’t been any regulations or any ban from the government, and the parent store hasn’t put any restrictions on selling dolphin meat. If it is really that dangerous, there probably wouldn’t be any shipments in the first place. So I’m guessing it’s OK.”

Asked about this year’s dolphin cull, an official at the Taiji Fishery Cooperative Union declined comment. The government maintains that for most of the population, the risk is low if dolphin meat is eaten in moderation.

The health ministry said that a 1995-2004 nationwide study on daily intake of methyl mercury showed the levels were safe, even for pregnant women, who are at risk of having children with birth defects if they ingest too much mercury.

However, last November, the health ministry’s Pharmaceutical Affairs and Food Sanitation Council issued a statement saying it recognized study results showing that some fetuses’ auditory responses were delayed in pregnant women who ingested mercury, and urged them to limit the dolphin meat in their diet, giving maximums for the different species. In the case of bottlenose, it is 10 grams per week.

Health concerns are not the only problem the Taiji kill has. The annual event has attracted bitter criticism from animal rights activists worldwide. Demonstrations against the hunt were held in 28 countries in late September.

At one hunting site last week in Taiji, activists watched as boats pursued several pods of bottlenose dolphins, slowly moving their crafts closer together, while crewmen banged poles against their boats to confuse the encircled dolphins.

Once herded into a holding cove and closed in with large nets, the dolphins swam in circles to protect the females and any young able to keep up. The young separated from the group were left to die of starvation or to be eaten by sharks.

The animals were left for one night in the cove so the stress-related hormones leave their bodies, making their meat more tender, and skiffs and longboats arrived at daybreak and herded the dolphins into an adjacent cove. There, a few were taken out to be sold to aquariums.

Then the longboat crews began to kill the dolphins. They cut the throats of the remaining dolphins or stabbed them randomly, a method animal rights activists call barbaric. Experts, including a former hunter, have said random stabbing results in excruciating death that can take as long as six minutes.

On Saturday, 128 bottlenose dolphins and 75 pilot whales were killed, according to Ric O’Barry, a marine mammal expert with One Voice, a French-based activist group.

O’Barry, who once trained dolphins for the 1960s U.S. television series “Flipper,” was visibly upset and said so many animals were caught that some of them had to be taken straight to the killing cove because the holding cove was too small.

“This was the most barbaric slaughter I’ve seen this year,” he said.

Staff writers Jun Hongo and Eric Prideaux contributed to this report

The Japan Times

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Posted by: calsifer | January 10, 2007

WashingtonPost 20061030: Who’s That Pretty Pachyderm?

From DawnWatch, 31 Oct 06:

The discovery that elephants understand how mirrors work, and the suggestion that the understanding proves self-awareness, has made big news today, Tuesday October 31. The story is in hundreds of papers across the world and even on the front page of some leading papers.

The Washington Post has the story, by Rick Weiss, on the front page, headed, “Who’s That Pretty Pachyderm?”

It opens:
“Elephants can recognize themselves in a mirror and use their reflections to explore hidden parts of themselves, a measure of subjective self-awareness that until now has been shown definitively only in humans and apes, researchers reported yesterday.”

The test is described:
“The new study involved three female Asian elephants at the zoo, in New York City. Workers built a 64-square-foot acrylic mirror, cemented it to plywood, framed it in steel and bolted it to a stone wall of the elephant enclosure.”

At first the elephants explored the mirror. Then:

“That was followed by an eerie sequence in which the animals made slow, rhythmic movements while tracking their reflections. Then, like teenagers, they got hooked.

“All three conducted oral self-exams. Maxine, a 35-year-old female, even used the tip of her trunk to get a better look inside her mouth. She also used her trunk to slowly pull her ear in front of the mirror so she could examine it — ’self-directed’ behaviors the zookeepers had never seen before.

“Moreover, one elephant, Happy, 34, passed the most difficult measure of self-recognition: the mark test. The researchers painted a white X on her left cheek, visible only in the mirror. Later, after moving in and out of view of the mirror, Happy stood directly before the reflective surface and touched the tip of her trunk to the mark repeatedly — an act that, among other insights, requires an understanding that the mark is not on the mirror but on her body.”

Happy did not touch, while looking in the mirror, a similar transparent mark that could be felt but not seen.

You can read the full article and actually watch video of the elephants at the mirror on line at
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/30/AR2006103000708.html OR http://tinyurl.com/ya67pv

And you can send letters to letters@washpost.com

The New York Times covers the story as part of its “Observatory” column in the Science section (Pg F3.)

That paper further stressed that it was only Happy who passed the critical test. We read, however:

“Dr. Reiss said it was not unusual that only one of the three elephants passed this test; with other self-aware species, large numbers of individuals don’t pass the test either.”

(So if Happy had not been there, would not the results have “proven” that elephants have only limited self-awareness, as we have been told about other species?)

The New York Times piece is on line at http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/31/science/31observ.html?ref=science
That site also carries the video.
The New York Times takes letters at letters@nytimes.com

The Los Angeles Times has the piece on page A11, by Thomas H. Maugh II, headed, “But do they all think they’re fat?; Like humans, elephants recognize their mirror image, a study reports.”
That article ends with researcher Frans de Waal saying, “the elephant now joins the cognitive elite.” You’ll find it on line at:
http://www.latimes.com/la-sci-elephant31oct31,0,7535218.story?coll=la-story-footer
Angelenos should respond with letters to letters@latimes.com
You may wish to write in support of the effort to retire poor Ruby from the Los Angeles Zoo to sanctuary. (See http://www.helpelephants.com/la_zoo.html )

Atlanta’s Journal Constitution put the story, by Mike Toner, on its front page, headed, “Tusk, tusk, is that the way I look?”
Those in Georgia should check it out at
http://www.ajc.com/search/content/shared/news/stories/2006/10/ELEPHANTS_1031_COX_A6974.html OR http://www.helpelephants.com/la_zoo.html
and respond at http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/opinion/letters/sendletter.html

Those in the UK will find the story, by Alok Jha, on page 9 of the Guardian and on line at
http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/opinion/letters/sendletter.html . It is headed, “Elephants pass mirror test of self-awareness.” The Guardian takes letters at letters@guardian.co.uk

Since the New York Times is internationally distributed, the editors expect letters from everywhere. And in this age of web-news it is fine to respond to an article you can read on the web from any paper. But please do check for the story in your local paper, where you will have the very best chance of getting published. Small papers publish a large proportion of letters they receive.
The story opens the door for letters specifically about the treatment of elephants in zoos and circuses (see www.savewildelephants.com and www.savezooelephants.com ) or more general letters about our treatment of other species. Should intelligence similar to ours, however, be the grounds by which we decide how to treat others? That might be worth discussing. Please the story as a jump-off point for any animal friendly arguments.

Always include your full name, address, and daytime phone number when sending a letter to the editor. Remember that shorter letters are more likely to be published. And please be sure not to use any comments or phrases from me or from any other alerts in your letters. Editors are looking for original responses from their readers.

Yours and the animals’,
Karen Dawn

(DawnWatch is an animal advocacy media watch that looks at animal issues in the media and facilitates one-click responses to the relevant media outlets. You can learn more about it, and sign up for alerts at http://www.DawnWatch.com. To unsubscribe, go to http://www.dawnwatch.com/cgi-bin/dada/dawnwatch_unsubscribe.cgi You are encouraged to forward or reprint DawnWatch alerts but please do so unedited — leave DawnWatch in the title and include this tag line.)


Washington Post

30 Oct 2006
Who’s That Pretty Pachyderm? (alt link)

Mirror Test Reflects Well on Elephants

By Rick Weiss, Washington Post Staff Writer

Elephants can recognize themselves in a mirror and use their reflections to explore hidden parts of themselves, a measure of subjective self-awareness that until now has been shown definitively only in humans and apes, researchers reported yesterday.

The findings confirm a long-standing suspicion among scientists that elephants, with their big brains, complex societies and reputation for helping ill herdmates, have a sufficiently developed sense of identity to pass the challenging “mirror self-recognition test.”

The test, which in this case required construction of a huge, “elephant-proof” mirror at the Bronx Zoo, where the experiments were conducted, provides an index of an animal’s ability to conceive of itself. It is a quality of self-consciousness that some scientists believe is a prerequisite for the emergence of empathy and altruism.

Such animals, the thinking goes, are in a position to use what they know about themselves to make inferences about other beings and their needs.

“It really is a clue about the evolution of intelligence,” said Diana Reiss of the Wildlife Conservation Society in New York, who led the new study on the endangered species with Frans de Waal and Joshua Plotnik of the Yerkes National Primate Research Center in Atlanta.

“It tells us you can come to this same endpoint with very different creatures and with very different brains,” said Reiss, who has seen similar but less certain signs of self-recognition among dolphins.

Gordon G. Gallup Jr., a psychology professor at the State University of New York at Albany who developed the mirror test nearly 40 years ago, praised the elephant study as a “very solid, very impressive piece of scientific work.”

Some scientists took a more skeptical view, reflecting the controversy that has long engulfed the field of animal intelligence generally and the meaning of the mirror recognition test in particular.

“Far too much has been made of a very trivial task in all these mirror experiments, and it has lately reached some dizzyingly bizarre heights,” said Robin Dunbar of the University of Liverpool in England. Dunbar criticized the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the journal that published the new results in its early online edition yesterday, for what he called “poor editorial standards.”

Researchers over the years have provided body-size mirrors to hundreds of animals in zoos and other habitats. Almost always, the animals act as though the image they see is of another.

“Most animals seem incapable of learning that their behavior is the source of the behavior in the mirror,” Gallup said. “They are incapable of deciphering that dualism.”

By contrast, human babies get it by age 2, as do adult chimpanzees, bonobos and orangutans.

Monkeys, which are more distantly related to humans than are apes, never catch on. Indeed, the only non-ape species to come close to passing until now has been the bottlenose dolphin; it lacks the limbs to touch itself (a key part of the mirror test’s final challenge) but can use mirrors to examine hidden parts of its body.

The new study involved three female Asian elephants at the zoo, in New York City. Workers built a 64-square-foot acrylic mirror, cemented it to plywood, framed it in steel and bolted it to a stone wall of the elephant enclosure.

“Our primary concern was the safety of the elephants,” said Plotnik, a graduate student at Emory University, home to the Yerkes lab. “Our second concern was making sure they don’t destroy the mirror. They are very curious animals.”

In a series of experiments, the elephants first explored the mirror — reaching behind it with their trunks, kneeling before it and even trying to climb it — gathering clues that the mirror image was just that, an image.

That was followed by an eerie sequence in which the animals made slow, rhythmic movements while tracking their reflections. Then, like teenagers, they got hooked.

All three conducted oral self-exams. Maxine, a 35-year-old female, even used the tip of her trunk to get a better look inside her mouth. She also used her trunk to slowly pull her ear in front of the mirror so she could examine it — “self-directed” behaviors the zookeepers had never seen before.

Moreover, one elephant, Happy, 34, passed the most difficult measure of self-recognition: the mark test. The researchers painted a white X on her left cheek, visible only in the mirror. Later, after moving in and out of view of the mirror, Happy stood directly before the reflective surface and touched the tip of her trunk to the mark repeatedly — an act that, among other insights, requires an understanding that the mark is not on the mirror but on her body.

The researchers also placed a transparent, “sham” mark that could not be seen in the mirror on Happy’s right cheek, to see if the feel of that mark on the skin alone might cause her to touch that spot. It did not.

DeWaal acknowledged that the precise meaning of the test is debatable. In particular, he said, “people who work on animals that don’t pass the test get upset” and tend to belittle its meaning.

But he and many others strongly suspect that the rarity of mirror self-recognition — along with it being more common among animals reported to help other animals in need — makes the test a good marker for a certain level of consciousness.

“I believe that all animals have some level of self-awareness, but those that pass the mirror test have more of it,” de Waal said.

Marc Hauser, a Harvard biologist who has studied self-recognition in cotton-top tamarins, said that the mirror test is valuable but that other tests can also shed light on “what kinds of thoughts animals have about themselves and others.”

Monkeys do well on other tests of self-awareness, for example, including some that measure their awareness of gaps in their knowledge. “They’re good at knowing what they don’t know,” Hauser said.

Some birds are especially good at knowing what other animals know about them: Jays will move hidden food if they realize another bird has been watching them hide it.

Whatever the mirror test’s real meaning, the fact that few beyond humans can pass it speaks to the need to protect Asian elephants — which are endangered due to hunting and habitat destruction — and to continue the search for similarly endowed critters, Reiss said.

Among the leading candidates: orca, or “killer,” whales, which are fearsome hunters but are also highly social and intelligent.

Shamu, is that you?

Posted by: calsifer | January 9, 2007

20070108: Dark-matter map points to galaxy formation

So exciting – dark matter to the fore!

PhysicsWeb - Physics news, jobs and resources

Dark-matter map points to galaxy formation

8 January 2007

The Universe is permeated by filaments of invisible dark matter that intersect at galaxies and other major structures. This is the conclusion of astronomers from the Cosmic Evolution Survey (COSMOS), who have created the first large-scale map of the distribution of dark matter. The apparent overlap of dark matter filaments with galaxies and other massive structures adds further weight to the theory that the Universe owes its structure to the gravitational pull of dark matter (Nature doi:10.1038/nature05497).

Dark matter is fundamentally different from normal “luminous” matter that makes up stars, planets and humans. It is invisible to modern telescopes, giving off no light or heat, and it seems to interact with normal matter only through gravity. Although dark matter has never been observed directly, most cosmologists believe dark matter plays a crucial role in how large structures such as galaxies emerged after the Big Bang.

Dark and light
Dark and light

The COSMOS team used the Hubble Space Telescope and several terrestrial instruments to chart the position of elusive dark matter in three dimensions. This was done by observing how light from distant galaxies is bent by the gravitational pull of dark matter in a process called gravitational lensing.

The map also reveals that regions of space containing large quantities of luminous matter almost always also contain large quantities of dark matter, which is exactly what physicists would expect to see if the gravitational collapse of dark matter was responsible for the structure in the Universe. “It’s reassuring how well our map confirms the standard theories for structure formation”, said lead researcher Richard Massey of the California Institute of Technology.

However, the survey also reveals areas with large quantities of dark matter with no corresponding luminous matter. In principle, this is also feasible because physicists believe that there is much more dark matter in the Universe than luminous matter.

While astronomers have already used gravitational lensing to map smaller regions surrounding individual galaxies, this is the first “wide-sky” survey that covers a region of the sky about the eight times the size of a full moon. The survey is also the first to look at dark matter in three dimensions – the third dimension being the distance (or time) travelled by the light after interacting with the dark matter. The distance was determined by combining observations made by Hubble and earthbound telescopes. This new ability to chart the evolution of dark matter through both space and time could also shed light on another elusive quantity – dark energy, which is believed to be accelerating the expansion of the Universe.

About the author

Hamish Johnston is editor of Physics Web

Light and dark, very Star Wars indeed!

Science and Technology at Scientific American.com

January 8, 2007


01:19:13 am, Categories: Physics, Space and Cosmology, 531 words

First Dark Matter, Then Dark Energy, Now a Dark Force? The main annual conference of the American Astronomical Society began this morning, and it didn’t take long to roll into action. In one of the very first sessions, Glennys Farrar of New York University described some startling hints of a fifth force of nature, on top of the Fab Four: electromagnetism, gravity, and the two forces that govern atomic nuclei. The idea of a fifth force has a checkered history, and experiments seem to rule it out. But those experiments apply only to ordinary matter. They say nothing about dark matter.

Bullet Cluster

Dark matter is the unknown substance that provides the gravitational glue holding together large cosmic structures such as galaxies and clusters of galaxies. The poster child for dark matter, which got a lot of attention last summer, is the Bullet Cluster of galaxies. It is actually a pair of clusters that have rammed into each other. The center of mass of each cluster (pinpointed by seeing how the cluster affects light from bodies in back of it) is offset from the bulk of the ordinary matter — so most of the mass of the clusters must be un-ordinary.

What’s less well known is that the smaller of the two colliding clusters is a cluster in a hurry, zipping along at 4700 kilometers per second. Some researchers have argued that its speed, though eyebrow-raisingly high, is not beyond the pale. Farrar disagreed. She and her graduate student Rachael Rosen estimated a few months ago that gravity should have accelerated the cluster to maybe 3000 km/s. Even if the cluster had an improbable combination of elongated shape, high initial velocity, and special viewing geometry, it should move no faster than 3400 km/s.

Farrar concluded that some new force must be helping to accelerate it. Such a force might also explain a number of other discrepancies that astronomers have found. For instance, the universe contains more galaxy superclusters than standard dark-matter models predict. A new force would grease the wheels of supercluster formation.

It would also have telltale effects within our own galaxy. The Milky Way captures and dismembers small galaxies that stray too close, creating long, drawn-out trails of stars. If the dark matter inside those galaxies felt an extra force, the trails would get skewed. Looking for such effects will be a way to prove or disprove the new force.

What the putative force might be, no one knows, any more than anyone knows what dark matter is to begin with. Astronomically, it acts just like gravity. But its source could be vastly different — the result, perhaps, of a property akin to electric charge which only dark matter possesses. Proposed new theories of physics such as string theory predict new energy fields that might generate novel forces, but in the past physicists have generally supposed that these forces would make themselves felt only over sub-subatomic distances.

I think the most interesting thing is the cluster velocity discrepancy. It may or may not entail a new force of nature, but it is certainly something that has to be explained one way or another. As Farrar told me: “One thing you can be sure about is that there is something we don’t understand.”
Posted by George Musser

Well, “may the force be with you”?

 
CNN.com

Scientist: NASA found life on Mars — and killed it

Story Highlights

Theory:Mars microbes drowned, baked by accident
•Research focuses on Viking space probes of 1970s
•Other scientists say theory is plausible

WASHINGTON (AP) — Two NASA space probes that visited Mars 30 years ago may have found alien microbes on the Red Planet and inadvertently killed them, a scientist is theorizing.

The Viking space probes of 1976-77 were looking for the wrong kind of life, so they didn’t recognize it, a geology professor at Washington State University said.

Dirk Schulze-Makuch presented his theory in a paper delivered at a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Seattle, Washington.

The paper was released Sunday.

Based on a more expansive view of where life can take root, the paper’s findings may prompt NASA to look for a different type of Martian life when its next spacecraft to visit Mars is launched later this year, one of the space agency’s top scientists said.

Last month, scientists excitedly reported that new photographs of Mars showed geologic changes that suggest water occasionally flows there — the most tantalizing sign that Mars is hospitable to life.

In the 1970s, the Viking mission found no signs of life.

But it was looking for Earth-like life, in which salt water is the internal liquid of living cells.

Given the cold dry conditions of Mars, life could have evolved on Mars with the key internal fluid consisting of a mix of water and hydrogen peroxide, said Schulze-Makuch.

That’s because a water-hydrogen peroxide mix stays liquid at very low temperatures, or -68 degrees Fahrenheit, and doesn’t destroy cells when it freezes. It can suck water vapor out of the air.

The Viking experiments of the 1970s wouldn’t have noticed hydrogen peroxide-based life and, in fact, would have killed it by drowning and overheating the microbes, said Schulze-Makuch.

One Viking experiment seeking life on Mars poured water on soil. That would have essentially drowned hydrogen peroxide-based life, he said. And different experiment heated the soil to see if something would happen which would have baked Martian microbes.

“The problem was that they didn’t have any clue about the environment on Mars at that time,” Schulze-Makuch said. “This kind of adaptation makes sense from a biochemical viewpoint.”

Even Earth has something somewhat related. He points to an Earth bug called the bombardier beetle that produces a boiling-hot spray that is 25 percent hydrogen peroxide as a defense weapon.

Schulze-Makuch acknowledges he can’t prove that Martian microbes exist, but given the Martian environment and how evolution works, “it makes sense.”

In recent years, scientists have found life on Earth in conditions that were once thought too harsh, such as an ultra-acidic river in Spain and ice-covered lakes in Antarctica.

Schulze-Makuch’s research coincides with work being completed by a National Research Council panel nicknamed the “weird life” committee. The group worries that scientists may be too Earth-centric when looking for extraterrestrial life.

The problem for scientists is that “you only find what you’re looking for,” said Penn State University geosciences professor Katherine Freeman, a reviewer of the NRC work.

A new NASA Mars mission called Phoenix is set for launch this summer, and one of the scientists involved said he is eager to test the new theory about life on Mars.

However, scientists must come up with a way to do that using the mission’s existing scientific instruments, said NASA astrobiologist and Phoenix co-investigator Chris McKay.

He said the Washington State scientist’s paper piqued his interest.

“Logical consistency is nice, but it’s not enough anymore,” McKay said.

Other experts said the new concept is plausible, but more work is needed before they are convinced.

“I’m open to the possibility that it could be the case,” said astrobiologist Mitch Sogin of the Marine Biological Lab in Woods Hole, Massachusetts.

A member of the National Research Council committee, Sogin also cautioned against “just-so stories about what is possible.”

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Posted by: calsifer | January 8, 2007

I so want out of being a regular labour stat

I’m no longer happy with being stuck in a office cubicle 5 days a week, pushing paper, staring at the monitor, working the system and talking to IT support; doing things that sometimes seem totally meaningless.

It’s the way I earn money for sure, but it all seem meaningless in the grand scheme of things. At least in the scheme I subscribe to.

So I’ve been thinking about what alternatives are available. I’m certainly no starving artist type, plus the clannies can’t be denied their daily kibble, so it has to be something that does put food on the table.

The only thing that I do well and enjoy doing, which could also conceivably make dough, is writing.

I’ve been thinking about how I can use my writing ability, but it’s always been a half-hearted we-shall-see kind of contemplation. But I’m not getting younger, and it seems the concept of doing things that I enjoy is starting to simmer a bit more vigourously.

I found a few articles online that seem to shed some light on the options within the possibility of writing.

Here’s two articles on getting published, from SIM and Today. Both talk about the trials and tribulations of getting published, but from such different angles, much like the counterweight of Libra. The message is, of course, keep your eyes open and make your move based on informed choices.

SIM article

Features (August–September 2006)

So You want to be an Author? Getting a Manuscript Published is More Complex than You Think

By Tan Chee Teik

 

You can become famous as an author. Many of us have great ideas we want to share with others. Why not make some pocket money by selling such ideas through a book? This article provides some tips on how to get started as an author.

AFTER PUTTING down a good book, many of us wished that we were the author of the bestseller and live the rest of our lives off the royalties from the book. Others vow that they will publish the spiced-up story of their life when they have taken out the Central Provident Fund savings.
It is an excellent idea to share your experiences with readers and add them to the pages of history. But getting a manuscript published is more complex than you think.
Many uninitiated authors spend years on the manuscript and when it is finally completed, they spend more years hunting for a publisher. This process may lead to heartache, as the rejection letters from local publishers are as common as weeds in the garden. There are very few publishers in Singapore who are prepared to take a risk with a tenderfoot author. There are hundreds of publishers in the United States but many there prefer to deal with literary agents.
A good approach is to draft a convincing book proposal and sell the idea to a publisher. In this way, you need not spend time and effort completing the manuscript if no publisher is interested in your book.
The nine parts of a good book proposal are:
Cover
Title page
Brief synopsis or executive summary
Contents page
Book description
Author profile
Book contents and specifications
Chapter summaries, and
Sample chapter.

Book Proposal
Cover:
Invest in a good design to illustrate the selling points of your proposal.
Title Page: Choose an attractive title and subtitle. This page should include the
author’s name and contact.
Synopsis: This should be about 1.5 pages long. Written like the back co-ver copy, it should stimulate the editor to read your proposal.
Contents Page: The page numbers help the reader to go directly to sections of the proposal that interest him.
Book Description: Should be about three to seven pages long. It positions your book in the market by answering these questions:
Who will buy it?
What other books has the audience bought in the past?
Why will the audience buy your book instead of the competitors’ books?
Start with a captivating introduction. Compare and contrast your book to other successful titles you have seen in the bookshops. Stress the need for the book and its benefits, as well as the problems and solutions your book addresses and solves. Use statistics to support your arguments.
Author Profile: One or two pages. Do not include an academic vitae, instead write it more like a press release that makes you sound promotable, presentable, and knowledgeable. Include past titles if possible. Avoid boasting but this section is very important to the acquisition editor, for example, you can’t write a saleable zoology book if you have no expertise in the area.
Book Contents and Specifications: One-page overview of the book lists chapter titles only. Specifications include manuscript length in number of words, format (colour printing, hardcover, quality paperback, or mass market paperback), and anticipated delivery date.
Chapter Summaries: Use bulleted lists to highlight the chapter’s strong points. If your book has more than 10 chapters, try to keep the summary of each to one page only.
Sample Chapter: Pick your strongest chapter where you can display your writing talent. Besides your profile, this sample writing is proof of your writing skills to the editor. If he finds that your writing has many spelling and grammar mistakes, and worse still, there are many errors of fact, your proposal will be rejected without much apology.

Publishing Contract
When you receive the good news from the editor, the next step is to sign the publishing contract. Generally, the author’s agreement with the publisher covers the following questions:
When the author shall deliver his manuscript
What he must supply in addition (illustrations, appendix, index and so on), the amount of alterations he is allowed to make without charge after the manuscript has been typeset.
The contract also outlines the publisher’s obligations:
When the books will be published
When the royalty will be paid
Copies to be printed
Approximate price.
The agreement contains conditions for the sale of the secondary rights. These include rights for translations, sale to foreign markets, sale of serial rights to magazines and newspapers, sale of the publication to book clubs, cheap editions, and film and television rights.
From this point on, the editor will hold the author’s hands to guide him about how to make the book a bestseller. He will give tips on:
1. Approximate size of the book; how to estimate the number of manufacturing pages
to enable author to stay within the boundaries agreed upon
2. Preparation of manuscript: Typing, housestyle, and other points
3. Schedule for completion of manuscript
4. Methods of gathering and preparing illustrations
5. Organisation of book for maximum usefulness to users
6. Contractual matters such as royalties; allowable corrections in proof; obligation to
prepare manuals and revisions; permissions and copyright; and assignment of
contract, and
7. Preparation of correlated and supplemental materials such as teachers’ editions,
transparencies or Powerpoint teaching slides; and tests if it is a textbook.

Self Publishing
For authors who have a completed manuscript in hand but no publisher, all is not lost. With the help of someone with publishing knowledge, you can be your own publisher. If it is a black and white book, the typesetting, printing, and binding cost will not be unaffordable.
A small investment of about $2,000 will allow you to print about 500 copies of a 180-page book. The main problem is finding a distributor for the title. Book distributors may charge up to 45 per cent of the published price for their service which leaves the author with little profit except his pride.
Alternatively, he could sell the book via his Web site and through direct mail but he should register a company in order to start this business.
Best of luck to those who want to be a Dan Brown or JK Rowling one day.


Copyright © 2007 Singapore Institute of Management.

Today article:

Take a leaf out of this writer’s book

Friday • October 13, 2006

Peter Ooi

SNIPPETS of writings accumulated over the years, lying forgotten on the shelf, conjured up memories of the time I had once spent churning out material for my short stories.

It was on one of those rare occasions spring-cleaning my study that I stumbled upon a couple of short stories I had written for my personal collection.With some encouragement from my wife, I wrote a few more and compiled them into a small collection.I had always wanted to write a book. But I had never really gotten down to writing one, nor had I approached any publisher because I did not feel quite ready.

I never intended to write this book either — it was on the spur of the moment that I decided to self-publish it.

It took a relatively short time to work on it, and within eight months, my book, Penny for a Pauper, hit the bookshops. I was excited when I first saw it on display on the shelves of MPH at Stamford Road.

It has been more than three years now, and my book is still on the market. Reactions to it have been mixed. That is understandable because not all books enjoy 100-per-cent positive reviews.

How often have you told yourself or told someone: “I’ll write a book some day”?

Perhaps, you already have. Or, perhaps, you’ve been too daunted by the task of getting it into print to get started.

Venturing into self-publishing is worth a thought if you are unable to find a publisher. If you have money to spare and a book you can’t wait to release, give it some consideration — remembering that the returns are slow. Do not do it for fame or fortune, but if you have something to share with readers.

The first and most important things you have to do are to get a good editor, a good book distributor and a good printer. MarketAsia is a distributor in Singapore which promotes books by local writers.

Also, be prepared for the outlay. Publishing is no longer as cheap an affair as it used to be. For instance, 1,000 print copies of a 200-page paperback, including book cover design and page layout, will cost you roughly $5,000. But in pricing your book for sale, it has to be affordable to readers — or your book may remain unread on the shop shelves.

Before you even take the book to the printer, you need to apply through the National Library for an ISBN (International Standard Book Numbering) number and have that registered on the back cover of your book.

Before the book goes into print, proof-read it again. Once the printer delivers the books to you, arrange to meet the book distributor to discuss the terms of contract. Give him a copy of your book. Meanwhile, you will have already given some complimentary copies to friends. These people are your first line of advertising agents and through them, your book will get its initial exposure.

After you have finalised things with your distributor, you can send out a copy of your book to the newspapers with a press release attached. Then, it is up to them to follow up with a review or interview, if you are lucky.

A book launch is optional. You can have a soft launch, one with great fanfare, or none at all. Exposure — whether at the bookshops, the library or book fair autograph session — makes a difference.

Your book distributor is your best friend. He is the one who channels your book to all these outlets. He updates you with a periodic sales report and keeps you informed of developments in the book business. Most importantly, he sends you money periodically from the sales of your books.

In some ways, self-publishing has worked for me. My greatest satisfaction, however, has been to find people have discovered my book through the National Library; I once spotted a young man reading a library copy of it on the MRT. It does not matter that he did not buy it — it is sheer joy to know that your work is being read.

If you are contemplating self-publishing, I hope the journey will be just as fulfilling for you.

This was contributed by a freelance writer.
Copyright MediaCorp Press Ltd. All rights reserved.

I’m not so sure I can be a money-churning writer from the get-go, which is why I’ve been feet-dragging, and feet-dragging, and feet-dragging until days turn into months into years.

One option suggested was to write freelance for magazines and so on. I’ve got one such gig but it’s not an active one, as in I’m not prolific at all, though I very much want to. To pursue it more vigorously, I need to have time, time which is being spent in the cubicle now. There’s a lot to think through and balance. I’d prefer to land a stable writing gig first, as I feel it’ll help in creating a good writing space conducive to producing decent works that will keep the freelancing viable. Maybe it’s just me but I find it tiring and disruptive to switch gears between my cube-work and writing.

Another possibility to plain old writing seems to be copywriting.

I’m also looking at doing some translation work since I’m quite decent with Chinese/English translation. The only problem is that my written Chinese is rusty and I definitely need an aid when dealing with it.

Of course, for all these possibilities, there is a problem: I’ve got no experience, and I’m trying to do a mid-career switch, and it’s always a problem teaching an old cat a new meow.

Time races on, and it’s not waiting on my procrastination and idiosyncratic shambling. Time to grab this beast by the horns.

Posted by: calsifer | January 4, 2007

Fainting dieters delay New York City subways

This is teh farnie!


MSNBC.com

Fainting dieters delay NY subways

Passengers ill from not eating are a top reason for disruptions, study finds

The Associated Press

Updated: 2:31 p.m. ET Jan. 3, 2007

NEW YORK – Sick subway passengers, most of them dieters who faint from dizziness, are among the top causes of train delays, according to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.

After track work and signal problems, ill passengers rated among the main reasons for subway disruptions between October 2005 and October 2006, according to an analysis of MTA statistics, AM New York reported Tuesday.

Asim Nelson, a transit emergency medical technician, told the paper that fainting dieters topped the “sick customer” list.

“Not eating for three or four days, you are going to go down,” Nelson said. “If you don’t eat for 12 hours, you are going to get weak.”

Although the agency doesn’t keep an official record of the nature of each rider’s illness, the paper said that an average 395 delays each month are caused by sick customers.

The notion that fainting dieters are causing transit delays was previously reported by the newspaper Metro in a 2005 article.

Fainting spells caused by missed meals topped other “sick customer” causes, including flu symptoms, anxiety attacks, hangovers and heat exhaustion, according to Nelson.

Nelson is part of the MTA’s “sick Customer Response Program,” which consists of emergency medical technicians and registered nurses. When a rider becomes sick, the train conductor must stay with the passenger until emergency responders arrive.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16444534/


© 2007 MSNBC.com

Posted by: calsifer | January 4, 2007

TODAY 20061230: Mother Nature’s no geek

  This story was printed from TODAYonline
 

Mother Nature’s no geek

If you want proof, just look at how she shook up those undersea cables — and our tech-dependent lives

Weekend • December 30, 2006

Down Under with Neil Humphreys

MOTHER Nature has clearly had enough.

Her proudest design has turned into a bit of an idiot. She created Man and he’s evolved into a geek. She gave us opposable thumbs so we’d have better fine motor skills than our fellow mammals.

We use them for text messaging.

She afforded us the powers of speech and language.

We write sentences like: “C U @ 8. B4 I 4GET, I LUV U. U R G8. LET’S MAKE BABY 2NITE.”

It’s hardly Shakespeare. But in getting down with the hip and funky Internet generation, I hear it could be the new slogan for the next Romancing Singapore campaign.

One or two Singapore teachers told me that text-messaging speak had crept into English test papers.

Now, how would that even work?

“Oliva say pls sir cn I hv sm maw, I not 8 much & this stuff g8. Char Dick tink old Eng cls system v bad. Poor ppl cnt earn $4 makan. Oliva cnt tahan alredy. I tink also Oliva is girl name.”

Give it five more years and that’ll constitute an A-grade paper.

But it doesn’t stop there.

Mother Nature gave us eyes to see and we spend our evenings staring at ourselves on blogs.

Admiring our image on a webcam, we’ll say to anyone who’ll listen: “Isn’t it great, yah? Look I can see myself. If I flick my hair to the left, you’ll see me flick my hair in the webcam. Five seconds later, of course, there is always a slight delay. Let’s flick our hair together. It’ll be so cool!”

There was a similar invention used by the Ancient Greeks. It was called a mirror.

Mother Nature filled the planet with seas and oceans and decorated them with coral reefs and exotic marine life.

We put in undersea cables.

Marine tour companies have already revised their itineraries to include whale-watching, swimming with the dolphins and a snorkel around the Internet cable pipes in the South China Sea.

Clearly, things have all got a bit too “techy” for Mother Nature, a tad too geeky for her liking, so she shook things up a bit this week.

The earthquake off the southern coast of Taiwan was no laughing matter.

Two people were killed, Taiwanese homes collapsed, livelihoods were ruined and fires broke out in several towns.

But worst of all — most damagingly of all — Internet access in Asia was really, really slow!

We haven’t got a moment to lose here. Call the White House! Get Kofi Annan on the phone. Send in UN peacekeepers! If the peacekeepers are busy dealing with trivial matters such as military conflicts, send in those two YouTube guys.

They must be able to do something because they’re Internet geniuses.

Drastic situations demand drastic measures. If it takes us twice as long to download a guy sitting on the toilet on the YouTube website, then our lives are just totally not worth living anymore.

The international panic across Asia reminded me of that great scene in the disaster movie spoof Airplane where the captain announces that the plane is going to crash, every passenger is going to die, but worst of all … they’ve run out of coffee.

Such daft hysteria has been in evidence this week.

They’re picking their treasured belongings from rubble that was once their homes in Taiwan, but damn it, we can’t download the latest podcasts down here!

Rumour has it, though I can scarcely believe it myself, that some people in the region couldn’t access their email accounts for an entire day. An entire day!

That must have been a frantic 24 hours for the Samaritans.

This geeky dependence upon online technology has reached farcical proportions. Perspective has gone out the Microsoft window and even Mother Nature feels compelled to shake us up a bit.

Just a gentle nudge of a couple of undersea cables and our technology-dependent lives are thrown into chaos.

To spread the word about the temporary Internet Armageddon, the opposable thumbs must have been working overtime this week …

“Cnt c u play air guitar 2 Stairway 2 Heaven on net 2nite cos my com 2 slow. Its biggest crisis since lost tum drive @ Sim Lim.”

The panicky, knee-jerk reactions have been almost comical and don’t be surprised if you hear a faint giggling in the coming days.

It’s Mother Nature laughing at us.

Neil Humphreys’ Final Notes From

A Great Island was one of

2006’s best-selling books. 
 
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